Now in prototype · pre-Kickstarter

Excalibrew

A medieval coffee cafe, brewed into a board game.

Run a medieval coffee cafe during a busy town festival. Build out your shop, brew punny drinks, serve a restless queue — and keep the dragon out of the line.

Prototype progress and playtest invites. No spam, no selling — there's nothing to buy yet.

The gist

What you'll actually be doing

The shape of a turn, give or take — we're still tuning the details at the table.

Build your cafe

Grow your shop room by room — a roastery, a cold cellar, more seats. Your space shapes what you can pull off.

Brew & serve

Pull punny drinks to match the customers waiting in your queue, and keep the festival happy.

Mind the monsters

Goblins skip the line, a dragon scares off custom. Reading the queue is half the fun.

Stock the pantry

A peek in the pantry

Beans

The backbone of every cup. Roast light or dark.

Moat Milk

Drawn fresh from the moat. Probably fine.

Sugar

Sweetens the deal. Saved for the fancier brews.

Pull up a stool

Be first in the queue

We're deep in prototype. Join the list for devlog drops, playtest invites, and word the day the Kickstarter goes live.